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Woke PayPal

Stop using Woke PayPal for your e-commerce.


Woke PayPal is a payment processor you see quite often on sites as an alternative way to pay for goods. It was made famous by eBay which used to own them. Elon Musk was one of the founders of Woke PayPal. Also, Woke PayPal owns Venmo.

Woke PayPal is worth 315 billion dollars. They had 21 billion dollars in revenue last year with a net income of 4.2 billion. When a company is making this type of money it’s no wonder they can afford to go woke.

Woke Offenses

  • Against Free Speech
  • Against Customer Privacy
  • Racist Against White People
  • Pushes LGBTQ+ Agenda

Against Free Speech

In 2020, Woke PayPal came out against free speech. They terminated the accounts of Epik, Gab, Proud Boys and other conservative voices. They did this a few weeks before the 2020 election to silence anyone not in lockstep with their demonic values.

We’ve seen this with a lot of companies in Silicon valley like Woke Facebook, Twitter, Woke Google, and now Woke PayPal. When Donald Trump won the presidential election in 2016, it took everyone by surprise. The demons of big tech weren’t going to allow this to happen again in 2020, so they devised a plan to censor free speech on/with their platforms.

Against Customer Privacy

This year Woke PayPal partnered up with the anti-white hate group ADL to share data to supposedly “fight hate.” Certainly, we all know this is code for attacking conservative Christians and other white people. This means if you use Woke PayPal, the ADL is going to spy on your transactions and share this information with other ultra liberal groups that want to destroy you.

Can you imagine using a company that performs such a blatant move against customer privacy? Above all, I believe they will use this information to get you cancelled from your jobs, banks, social media, and maybe even life on Earth.

Racist Against White People

In 2020, Woke PayPal showed their true racist colors and started favoring businesses just because they are owned by black people. They pledged 530 million dollars to support black and minority owned businesses.

Moreover, fifteen million of this money will go towards supporting recruitment and aiding career opportunities for black people at Woke PayPal. Good luck white people, you are on your own! Woke PayPal has determined they are going to favor black candidates over white ones. How racist can you get?

Pushes LGBTQ+ Agenda

In 2019, Woke PayPal cancelled their payment service for the organizers of a straight pride parade. See report below about this parade.

Jesse Waters’ report on Straight Pride Parade.

You see, Woke PayPal isn’t concerned about equity. They are here to push the LGBTQ+ demonic lifestyle.

Next, Woke PayPal voiced its opposition for the North Carolina bathroom bill that said that people with penises, or as sane people call them, “men,” had to go in the men’s bathroom and were banned from the women’s bathroom. As a result, they “punished” North Carolina by cancelling their plans to open a facility there all because Woke PayPal believes 50 year old men should be able to rape and/or show their penises to 8 year old girls in women’s bathrooms. Does it get any more depraved than that?


The alternatives for Woke PayPal are not great. The good news is, we can simply cut them out of our lives with little behavior modification. Luckily, there are very few sites out there that ONLY accept Woke PayPal and no other forms of payment.

First, I think a good alternative is to use Bitcoin. However, the problem with using Bitcoin is that not all sites accept it. However, here is a list of some of the sites you can use Bitcoin with. Consequently, we are going to have to get good at purchasing things with money outside of our banking system. Here is a good write up by on Bitcoin. Here is a way to buy Bitcoin anonymously.

Next, a lot of sites have a way to purchase things with an eCheck. Purchasing with an eCheck is easy. You simply put in your check number and routing number and that’s it.

Lastly, you can use a credit card like Visa or MasterCard as almost every site on the internet has this option. I know what you are saying. Aren’t these credit card companies woke? The answer is, “Yes, they are.” There are few institutions in the world more evil than credit card companies. However, we are focusing on getting rid of Woke PayPal out of our lives. We’ll deal with the woke credit card companies later as our parallel economy comes online.

One note, Gab Pay is scheduled to come online in the next 6 months or so. Once this is online, all the parallel economy businesses are going to use it and this will be the best way to pay going forward. Not only will we be able to get around evil companies like the woke credit card companies and Woke PayPal, but we’ll also be helping free speech advocates like Gab because they’ll make money off these transactions. I’d rather have my money going toward a company founded by a Christian who lives for Christ than to a company like Woke PayPal that lives for satan.


In conclusion, Woke PayPal is a payment processor company that is worth over 300 billion dollars. However, they are against free speech because they cancel their service for people they don’t agree with. Next, by partnering up with the ADL to spy on your transactions they show they are against customer privacy. Next, they are racist against white people with their programs that only help out black people. Lastly, they push the LGBTQ+ agenda and even attack organizations who are run by straight people.

There are alternatives in the form of Bitcoin. There is a bit of a learning curve to use it and find companies that accept it, but it’s doable. Secondly, using an eCheck is an easy way to pay for things on the internet. Lastly, if you must, just use your Visa or MasterCard to purchase items even though they are woke. The goal here is to get Woke PayPal out of our lives.


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2 replies on “Woke PayPal”

I’d think long and hard about giving out my checking account info (eCheck) over the Internet. The only thing I use my debit card for is accessing an ATM. I don’t even carry it with me unless I’m going to the bank.

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