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Woke McDonalds

Woke McDonalds is nothing more than a clown show


Woke McDonalds was founded in 1948 by Dick and Mac McDonald with the famed 15 cent hamburger as the staple offer. It was just a few years after WWII during a more wholesome period in America. McDonalds experienced enormous success through the years adding classics we all know and love like French Fries (1949), the Filet-o-Fish (1965), the Big Mac (1968), and Chicken Nuggets (1983). McDonalds was about providing quality food at affordable prices on a production scale.

That all changed when Woke McDonalds published their first “Social Responsibility Report” in 2002. While the first report had noble goals(animal welfare, the environment, food safety, diversity and children’s charities), we see nearly 20 years later this has devolved into typical modern day corporate hypocrisy and wokeness.

Woke Offenses

  • Supports Racism and Rioting
  • Supports Garbage “Diversity and Inclusion”
  • Pushes LGBTQ+ Agenda

Supports Racism and Rioting

First, after George Floyd died of a Fentanyl overdose in 2020, massive protests broke out across the nation. As a result of massive nationwide riots, Woke McDonalds had to close and board up 1100 restaurants to protect their assets. Woke McDonalds corporation only owns 5% of all restaurants. This meant the closures primarily affected franchisees, which are small businesses. The riots were an extreme hardship coming on the heels of a pandemic that shut down most McDonalds franchisees for weeks.

To honor shutting down their franchisees McDonalds donated $1,000,000 to the NAACP and the National Urban League. It is unclear why Woke McDonalds chose to support these two institutions other than the desire to support particular groups with certain skin colors. Woke McDonalds put out a racist video on Twitter(See Below) to support various drug addicts and criminals, further inciting riots. At the end of the video, Woke McDonalds voiced support for Black Lives Matter. However, they stopped short of providing financial support to the Marxist organization.

Felons and Drug Dealers ARE McDonalds according to them.

Not even harassing McDonalds customers or trashing a Ronald McDonald House was enough for woke McDonalds corporate to call out BLM and other paid rioters for their behavior. Woke McDonalds did not denounce BLM for harassing an elderly white couple attempting to enjoy a peaceful meal at a McDonalds. Could it be because the harassers are black and the victims are white? Isn’t that the very definition of racism?

Supports Garbage “Diversity and Inclusion”

Secondly, as with most woke companies these days, Woke McDonalds established “diversity and inclusion goals.” As most of us already know “diversity and inclusion” is corporate speak for “hire fewer white people” or “hire more black people.” Taking a look at McDonalds board of directors, it appears the “diversity and inclusion” goals to not apply to them. 11 whites (3 women, 8 men), 1 Hispanic and 2 blacks (all men). Wouldn’t true diversity include at least one Chinese or Indian representative? Woke McDonalds shouts diversity and inclusion from the rooftops yet the rule makers exclude themselves from the rules.

Meanwhile, a quick look through Woke McDonalds leadership team shows an even lower level of diversity. There are nine white men, four white women, and one black woman. Apparently the “Inclusion Index” that is supposed to be tied to executive bonuses only count minorities relegated to roles asking, “would you like fries with that”?

Everyone is for diversity and inclusion. No one should be discriminated against based solely on a classification. However, standards and executive bonuses should never be tied to hitting metrics that:

  1. The leadership teams themselves are not achieving
  2. Lowers the standards of employment solely to satisfy a metric
  3. Providing preferential treatment based solely on a protected class

While companies can thrive on diverse perspectives and option. Companies can also fail miserably if standards are lowered and preferential treatment is provided simply to get a bigger bonus.

Woke McDonalds doesn’t provide details on their “Inclusion Index.” However, it is sufficient to say it does not include the executive staff (the rules rarely apply to leadership…isn’t that right Joe).

Pushes LGBTQ+ Agenda

McDonald’s Macs On Gay Patrons with Rainbow Fries - SF Weekly
Woke McDonald’s Gay Fries

In 2017, Woke McDonalds started pushing the LGBTQ+ agenda on its customers through the use of fry containers. (See above image). These fry containers were part of a demonic pride parade in the most demonic city in American, Washington D.C. Woke McDonalds stated, “The rainbow fry boxes are a fun way to show our support of the LGBTQ community using one of McDonald’s most iconic and recognizable items; however, these fry boxes are ‘small potatoes’ in the grand scheme of our commitment to this community,” said Martin.”

As you can see, Woke McDonalds is all in on pushing these sinful lifestyles. Additionally, they also had a float in the parade.


Fortunately, Woke McDonalds does nothing special. That is to say, they make burgers and burger places are a dime a dozen in our obese society. First, I recommend just cutting burgers and fast food out of your diet completely. This is your best option as fast food will present you with health problems eventually.

Secondly, if you want to eat burgers, why not make them at home on a grill? This might take a little planning to put aside 10 to 15 minutes in your day to grill them, but it’s well worth it. Grilling a burger is so much better and it only takes 5 to 10 minutes to do.

Next, go to a local burger place. They likely focus only on giving you a good burger. For example, in my hometown of Seattle, there is Dick’s burgers. The company makes an old fashioned burger at a cheap price and also helps their community out.

For people who live in California, Nevada, Texas, Arizona, Utah, you could go to In N Out burgers. They make a great burger and their charity focuses on actually helping people. They are also a Christian based restaurant. Their packaging contains Bible verses.

I’ve provided a few different burger options for you around the country. It is not this blog’s scope to provide you with a burger joint in every state. The point is that it’s not hard to find non-woke burger companies. Woke McDonalds does nothing special and I’d argue their burgers aren’t as good as your local burger joint.


In conclusion, while Woke McDonalds certainly won’t be the most woke on our list, it is one of the biggest. Woke McDonalds is one of the biggest brands in the world. They have 2.5 million employees and 38,000 restaurants in over 100 countries.

Woke McDonalds supports racism and rioting through bogus diversity and inclusion programs. Next, they support the LGBTQ+ agenda with pride celebrations and gay fry containers. Maybe if Woke McDonalds ended all their garbage woke programs maybe a hamburger would cost 15 cents again?

Woke McDonalds does nothing special. Therefore, there are many other options for your burger needs. While I recommend you don’t eat burgers at all, there are plenty of local burger shops like Dick’s and In N’ Out in your neighborhoods. You can also make a fantastic burger on the grill in about 5 to 10 minutes. You just have to not be lazy.


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