Woke Company

Woke Lego

Woke Lego is so gay.


Woke Lego is a company founded in 1949 in Denmark. It is currently the world’s largest toy company. We all are familiar with Legos and likely put together many a set in our youth.

The Woke Lego toy empire revolves around the blocks that snap together with each other to form different shapes that form into buildings, cars, boats, trucks, etc. It has expanded into video games, movies, board games, books, magazines, clothing and theme parks. All this means that Woke Lego makes over one billion a year in net income.

It is really a shame Woke Lego decided to go woke. They had a lot of great toys growing up. They even had sets where you could learn computer programming. It appears nowadays they are more concerned about hating all that is good than making cool toys.

Woke Offenses

  • Hates Police
  • Hates Men
  • Pushes LGBTQ+ Agenda

Hates Police

Woke Lego stands with violent felons over the police.

In 2020, Woke Lego pulled advertising for police-related toys in response to George Floyd dying of a drug overdose with a police man’s knee on his back. Not only did they pull the advertising, they also upped the ante by giving four million dollars to teach children the marxist critical race theory.

By turning their back on the police, Woke Lego dismisses all the good police do on a day to day basis. If we didn’t have police, there would be no order. These police toys encourage children all over the world to go into this noble profession to help people. I guess Woke Lego would rather kids turn out to be violent felons like George Floyd than police officers.

Hates Men

It appears Woke Lego started to make movies so they could attack males. In their movie, “The Lego Movie 2,” they start attacking “toxic masculinity.” In the movie, the lead character Emmet is a wimp and doesn’t believe he’s good enough for the girl he likes. He then meets a manly man character that is not a wimp. The movie then begins to take apart the solo male hero ideal that we’ve come accustomed to from Humphrey Bogart, John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, etc. You’ll remember this is exactly what Woke Gillette tried to do with their advertising. Neutering males seems to be a thing for the woke crowd. They know by doing this they won’t have any strong men to stop their evil agenda.

Pushes LGBTQ+ Agenda

Woke Lego is so gay.

Gay Toys

As you can see from the Woke Lego tweet above, in 2021, they went full on LGBTQ+ agenda. They make toys that celebrate and encourage the demonic gay lifestyle. Remember, these toys are for children. It’s particularly sick that they would push this on children who should know nothing about sexuality at their age.

Instead of encouraging treatment for LGBTQ+ people for their mental illness, companies like Woke Lego encourage children to be gay with their toys. This is a depravity at its highest. In 1958, Martin Luther King Jr. was of the mind that being gay was a mental illness and should be treated. Of course, this is the correct course of action. This may sound harsh, but in the end, when you die, you are going to wish you did not engage in that type of lifestyle or push it. It’s best to counsel away from it.

Gender-less Toys

Just recently, Woke Lego stated that they would start “rid itself of gender bias” in its toys. Once again the woke crowd ignores that there are differences between boys and girls. Evidently they never took basic biology courses or else they would know boys have more testosterone than girls which causes them to like certain things more than girls. They also must have no powers of observation. It’s just one of the most obvious and basic things in life and they can’t see it.

Woke Lego cited a bogus study that came to the conclusion that girls and boys need to be encouraged the same amount no matter the job. Interestingly enough, the person who started this bogus “research” company is none other than the actress Geena Davis. Yet another reason to get away from Hollywood as fast as you can. These are very mentally sick people.


There are tons of alternatives to Woke Lego that your kids can partake in. First, click here for a website that lists 14 alternatives to Woke Lego. Some of these look pretty cool. For example, the cardboard fantasy fort looks amazing for small children. I remember as a kid my brothers and I made forts out of blankets. It would have been so cool to have actual interlocking pieces to make a fort out of.

Secondly, why not encourage your kid with a toy that encourages science and nature. Toys that teach are the best kinds of toys. Take a look at this site for some ideas. They have everything from dinosaurs to robots to chemistry kits. These toys are much better than legos. While the retarded kids play with basic lego sets, your kids are learning how to build robots.

I remember when I was a kid in elementary school my parents got me a microscope. That was one of the best “toys” I ever had. It really opened me up to a whole new world of exploration and developed intellectual curiosity that has lasted a lifetime for me.

Lastly, if you have kids that are late elementary or older get them a Raspberry Pi. These little computers are amazing and there are tons of projects that can be done with them. Check out this site for 50 ideas for Raspberry Pi projects. This is also something that a parent and a kid can do together as it should keep both engaged with learning. I can’t recommend this enough.


Woke Lego was founded over 70 years ago and provided countless hours of fun for children all around the world. However, we have come to a point where they are more interested in shaping young minds with demonic ideas rather than teaching kids motor skills and shaping their minds how to build. The company hates the police, men and pushes the LGBTQ+ agenda.

Fortunately, there are many BETTER options for your kids than Woke Lego. In the above section, I have included a website that has 14 alternatives for construction type toys for your kids. You can and should also get your kids toys that encourage science and nature. Lastly, if your kid is late elementary or older get them a Raspberry Pi. There are no shortage of cool projects for you and your kid to enjoy building together.


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