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Woke Gillette

Woke Gillette will bloody your life.


Woke Gillette is a giant in the shaving business. They were purchased in 2005 for for about 50 billion dollars by Procter and Gamble. Their men’s brand is distributed under the Gillette name while their women’s brand is distributed under the Venus brand name.

They sell a variety of razors that you don’t need. For example, they have a five blade razor. No one needs five blades to shave their face. One works just fine. That is their way of overcharging you for the price of blades. They even sued Dollar Shave Club for trying to sell their blades via a subscription service. Talk about a filthy company run by filthy people.

Woke Offenses

  • Against Men
  • Pushes LGBTQ+ Agenda

Against Men

It’s kind of odd to say a company that makes razors for men to shave with is against men, but here we are with Woke Gillette. In 2019, Woke Gillette aired an almost two minute ad without showing their product. So what did this ad focus on instead? So called, “toxic masculinity.” They then tie in all men with the MeToo movement. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to be lumped in with the left wing perverts like Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, etc. This is just another example of the left projecting their degeneracy onto the decent men out there. See commercial below.

Woke Gillette projecting their perversion onto good men.

Also in the commercial, they show two little boys rough housing and wrestling with one another and use that as an example of toxic masculinity. Umm, this is perfectly normal behavior from two little boys. I fought with my brothers all the time as a child and we grew up not treating women poorly or other men poorly. It is just shameful how Woke Gillette tries to attack real men for doing nothing wrong.

As an aside, notice also in the commercial that nearly all of the men who are displaying “negative” behavior are white. Also notice that all the men that are displaying “positive” behavior are black.

Pushes LGBTQ+ Agenda

Like any good woke company, Woke Gillette has to push the LGBTQ+ agenda on its customers. They launched a commercial showing what used to be a girl shaving his face for the first time with his dad.

Once again, we see another woke company pushing gender transition on children. Their goal is to pervert the youth because they know it’s a much easier crowd to influence than an older crowd. That’s how you know this isn’t about anything other than pushing a perverse agenda.


There are many alternates to Woke Gillette. First, if you want an electric razor you could go with The Beard Club. They sell a huge assortment of electric razors and accessories. One look at their website and you can tell they are all about trimming hair. No woke stuff to be seen.

Secondly, if you want to pick up a razor at a physical store you can pick up a MicroTouch razor at CVS, Walmart, or Walgreens. It’s a simple razor that is endorsed by Rick Harrison of Pawn Stars.

Lastly, I think the best deal out there is at the Wet Shaving Club. You can get a razor with a year’s supply of blades for 40 bucks! Plus they have kits for men and women. I don’t think you are going to beat that.


Woke Gillette is a huge shaving company that is owned by Procter and Gamble. They hate their male customers because they are too masculine. They also push turning little girls into little boys that can shave after hormone therapy to make them grow hair on their face.

The best alternative to Woke Gillette is the Wet Shaving Club which will sell you a razor and a year’s worth of shaves for 40 bucks! You can also go with a MicroTouch razor, which you can find at any drug store or Walmart. If an electric razor is more you style you can buy one from the Beard Club.


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